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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Amabanga y'Abagore: Ibyo Umugore Wawe Aguhisha

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Ana afite imyaka 37, umunsi umwe yarimo aganira n'umugabo we wari wamusohokanye muri hoteli nziza. Ikiganiro cyabo cyari gishyushye kandi cyuzuye urugwiro. Ariko ntibari babiri gusa ahubwo bari batatu. Uwa gatatu ntiyabonekaga. Pierre yakomezaga kwandikira Ana za SMS muri telefone ye Nokia, nawe Ana agasoma amwenyura umugabo we akagira ngo ni urugwiro! Ubwo umukunzi wa Ana yamwandikiraga za message amutegerereje hafi y'ikibuga cy'indege aho yamubwiraga ati "Wibuke ka Kajipo kagufi, nta mugore mwiza ndabona nkawe!" Ubwo Ana yasomaga izo message agahita azisiba mu gihe nyamugabo, umwarimu wo muri Universite w'imyaka 40 yari yiyegamiye mu ntebe yisomera ku kirahuri ke atuje.

Ana kugira ngo asubize umukunzi yarahagurutse ajya muri toilette yandika sms asubiza umukunzi. Umugabo ntiyigeze arabukwa uwo mukino."Iyo umugabo aza kuvumbura iyo mikino sinzi aho nari gukwirwa!"

Ana amaranye imyaka 9 n'umugabo we Louis kandi bafitanye abana babiri umwe w'imyaka 5 undi w'imyaka 7. Ana yivugira ko atumva akunze cyane Louis mu rwego rwo guhuza igitsina kuko iyo barimo guhuza igitsina aba arimo kwitekerereza ko ari Pierre barimo kubikorana. Ibi abashakashatsi bakaba bavuga ko ari ibisanzwe ku bagore benshi. Mu bushakashatsi bwakozwe n'ikinyamakuru cyo muri Amerika cyitwa Woman's Day, ngo 76% by'abagore bitekerereza ku bandi bagabo iyo baryamanye n'uwo bashakanye! Abagore kandi ibyo babihisha abagabo.

Ana avuga ko n'ubwo akundana na Pierre batarahuza igitsina ariko avugako yifuza ko nibura uwamuha ubushobozi yakwifungirana na we mu cyumba cy'ihoteli akamukorera ibyo ashaka."Icyampa akandongora anyegetse ku rukuta!"

Ana akunda kwandikirana message n'umukunzi we "Umunsi umwe nari nicaye muri salon ari ku mugoroba twenda kujya kuryama, mbanza kwandikira message Pierre, mpita nsizirira ko nyuma nicuriye mu kirere ntekereza ko umugabo wanjye yaba yasomye izo message, by'amahirwe nasanze nari nabanje kuzisiba! Ariko iyo aza kuzisangamo byari kuba birangiye!"

Nyamara umugabo ntacyo akeka ni n'inshuti ya Pierre, ntatekereza ko hari affaire Pierre yaba afitanye n'umugore we."Bijya bintangaza iyo mbabonye bari kumwe basabana, umugabo wanjye atazi icyo ntekereza kuri Pierre."

Umushakashatsi w'umunyamerika mu mibanire y'abashakanye Shirley Glass avuga ko abagabo benshi cyane 80% by'abagabo badatekereza ko umugore ashobora kubaca inyuma .Mu gihe 90% y'abagore bakeka ko umugabo ashobora kuba afite "affaire" kandi akenshi akaba ari byo.

ANA NA LOUIS

Ibyo umugabo abona

-umugore mwiza ukunda umugabo
-umugore usohokana n'umugabo akamenya kuganira

Ibyo umugabo adakeka ko byashoboka

-ko umugore yandikirana n'umukunzi we sms z'urukundo akenshi imbere ye basohokanye!


IBYO CLAUDIA ATABWIRA UMUGABO WE

Claudia,afite imyaka 40 ni umukangurambaga, hashize imyaka 3 ashakanye na Charles w'imyaka 25. Bahuriye muri bar umunsi umwe baraganira,barakundana, nyuma barabana.
"Njya kumushaka yarambeshye, yambwiye ko afite imyaka 29 nyamara yari afite 22! Nyuma y'ukwezi kumwe tubana navumbuye ukuri. Ntiyigeze aterwa ubwoba nuko murusha imyaka. Yumvaga ari inyungu kuba abonye umugore ukuze uzi ubuzima kandi utakijya mu by'abato. Nyamara ntakamenye ko mu buzima bwanjye nari narishwe n'ibiyobyabwenge, nkaza kubivaho mfashijwe n'abaganga. Nta byo nigeze mubwira, narikumubwira iby'iki?"
"Ubu tubanye neza, ariko iyo ngiye gutembera mu mujyi hari igihe ndarayo ndi kumwe n'inshuti zanjye za kera, nkamubeshya ko naraye mu rugo rw'undi mudamu w'inshuti yanjye, ko nta kibazo. Yarabimenyereye!"

"Njye na Charles ntidukunda ibintu bimwe. Njye nkunda kwitemberera muri za Bibliotheques, hari nubwo mba nifuza ko twaganira ibintu byinshi, ariko agatima kakambwira ko afite imyaka 25. Icyatumye mushaka ni uko nari mfite imyaka 37 ntarashaka kandi ndambiwe no kuba njyenyine. Nashatse Charles kuko natekerezaga ko atazantesha umutwe, ko atazivanga mu buzima bwanjye. Ikindi ntiyari azi amateka yanjye. Ariko simbona ko imibanire yacu hari icyo izageraho. Umusore w'imyaka 25 n'umugore w'imyaka 40, ntibikunze kuramba!"

CLAUDIA NA CHARLES

Ibyo umugabo abona

-umugore ukuze uzi ubwenge. Ushobora gutembera akararayo bitewe n'impamvu zinyuranye, ariko yabibwiye umugabo kandi akarara ku nshuti ye y'umugore.

Ibyo umugabo adatekereza ko byabaho

-ko uyu mugore yari yarishwe n'ibiyobyabwenge agakizwa n'abaganga,
-ko uyu mugore amusambaniraho kenshi,
-ko uyu mugore amubona nk'umwana utazi ubwenge.

IBYO MARTHA ATABWIRA UMUGABO WE

Martha w'imyaka 34 akora muri sosiyete ya Publicite, hashize imyaka 8 ashakanye na Michel w'imyaka 35. Martha avuga ko akeneye umwanya w'utubanga twe.

"Sinjya mbwira Michel iby'inshuti zanjye z'abagabo. Nta nubwo azi amafaranga mpembwa. Hari ibintu bibiri n'ababyeyi banjye batazi usibye na Michel:ikarita yanjye ya banque, na compte yanjye. Nta nubwo nigeze mbwira Michel ko nakinnye akazungu. Nta mafaranga natakaje nta n'ayo nungutse ariko ntabyo namubwiye. Iyo nza kubimubwira byari kuzana amatiku gusa. " Martha na Michel bafitanye umuwana umwe, kandi bafite inzu yabo. Babayeho neza mu buryo bugaragara bwo hanze.

"Imibanire yacu y'igitsina imeze neza ariko gusa nuko rimwe na rimwe nuko iyo turimo guhuza igitsina mba nitekerereza ku bandi bagabo dukorana ku kazi!"
Mu myaka umunani Martha amaranye n'umugabo ni nako afite umukunzi ku ruhande, Alphonse na we wubatse, bamaranye imyaka 6 bakundana! Alphonse yageze aho atandukana n'umugore we, nyuma arongera arashaka ariko Martha avuga ko nta shyari yagize."Nanjye mfite umugabo. Ariko ndumva amaherezo yanje ari Alphonse"

Nyuma yaho Martha yaje gukundana na Richard bahuriye kuri internet, nyuma Richard amubwiye aho atuye asanga ari hafi bahura bigashoboka "ariko natekereje ko ndamutse ngiye tutaba tugiye kuvuga gusa, ahubwo ko twaryamana, natekereje ko nshobora kuba ntari umugore wa mbere yaba ahuye na we, ntekereza kuri Michel n'umwana wacu numva ko mbikoze naba ndushenye. Nyamara ariko buri gihe iyo ndimo guhuza igitsina na Michel mba nirebera Richard mu maso!"

MARTHA VS MICHEL

Ibyo umugabo abona

-umugore mwiza umukunda
-nyina w'abana

Ibyo umugabo adashobora gutekereza ko byabaho

-ko amukundiraho undi mugabo hashize imyaka 6
-ko yahuye n'umugabo mu biganiro bya internet
-ko atamuhisha umushahara we

IBYO AGNES ATABWIRA UMUGABO WE

"Nitwa Agnes, mfite imyaka 30, mfite abana 2 maranye n'umugabo imyaka 5. Umunsi umwe nagiye gusura inshuti yanjye y'umugore maze anyereka izindi nshuti, twagiye ahantu mu kabari kure yo mu rugo turanywa tugeza saa cyenda za nijoro. Nyuma maze gusinda umwe mu bagabo ntazi twarimo gusangira tunaganira aranyegera amfata ukuboko anjyana ahagana ku rubaraza ahantu hatari abantu, aransoma cyane arangije anshyira mu modoka ye sinamwangira anjyana iwe, twaraye duhuza igitsina kugeza turushye. Icyo nibuka nuko nakangutse saa mbiri ndi mu gitanda ntazi, mu nzu ntazi. Nahise mbyuka nditunganya, ngiye gusohoka arampagara ambwira ko niba mbishaka ko twakomeza kujya duhura namubwira, nafashe inomero ze za telephone, ndataha. Ngeze mu rugo nicara mu ntebe ntazi icyo nzabwira umugabo. Nagize imana ntiyagira icyo ambaza, kuko twari dusanzwe twumvikana kandi dukunze gusohokana n'inshuti tugataha bwije, ariko numvise nigaye. Kuva ubwo nahisemo gukora uko nshoboye nkajya nshimisha umugabo wanjye muri byose. Sinigeze nongera guhura n'umugabo twararanye muri iryo joro, sinifuza no guhura na we!

AGNES VS UMUGABO WE

Ibyo umugabo Abona

-umugore mwiza ukundaumugabo
-nyina w'abana ubitayeho
-urugo rw'abantu bumvikana aho umugabo n'umugore bubahana, ku buryo umugore ashobora gukererwa gutaha umugabo ntakeke ikibi

Ibyo Umugabo adatekereza ko byabaho

-ko umugore we yaryamanye n'umugabo atazi yagiye kunywa mu kabari
-ko icyo gikorwa cyatumye umugore yigaya bigatuma arushaho kwita ku mugabo

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